Celestine

Oct 16, 1974

1h 38m

★ 5.7

She'll tickle your fancy !

Overview

The story opens with Celestine eluding arrest with a friend as the police raid a brothel. While hiding out in the hayloft of the Count de la Braquette's estate, she meets the hayseed handyman Sébastien and the butler Malou, who reward her favors with the offer of employment. In a manner recalling Terence Stamp's effect on the household in TEOREMA, Celestine's open and relaxed attitude toward sexuality has a transformative effect on the isolated, moribund inhabitants of the mansion, imbuing them with gift of renewed life for the men and women alike, that remains even after a third act twist that forces her to betray them.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Comptoir Français du Film Production (CFFP)

Cinépix Film Properties

Celestine Trailers

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Cast

Célestine

Lina Romay

Count Fernand

Olivier Mathot

Grandfather

Howard Vernon

Mademoiselle Ursule

Monica Swinn

Martine

Pamela Stanford

Nice

Nadine Pascal

Sebastien

Raymond Hardy

Moral Policeman

Jean-Pierre Bouyxou

Sleeping Man

Jesús Franco

Anna Gladysek

Richard Bigotini

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