2 samurai per 100 geishe

Sep 7, 1962

1h 33m

★ 5.0

Overview

Two Sicilian cousins are forced to go to Japan to collect an inheritance. Once they arrive they realize they will have to adapt to the local customs. The tour will turn into a long series of troubles: the Sicilian cousins, to obtain the inheritance, will have to turn into real samurai.

Genres

Comedy

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Alpi Cinematografica

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Cast

Franco Santuzzo

Franco Franchi

Ciccio Santuzzo

Ciccio Ingrassia

segretaria dell'avv. Sciabica

Margaret Lee

Mi-Tzi-Ka

Rossella Como

Ku-Fhu

Moa Tahi

Avv. Sciabica

Gianni Agus

Chin-Mu

Vittorio Congia

Il notaio giapponese

Mario Carotenuto

Direttore Scuola Samurai

Riccardo Billi

Istruttrice Scuola Geishe

Anita Todesco

Capo Cinese

Silvio Bagolini

Tenente giapponese

Gregorio Wu

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