No Sex Please - We're British

Jul 25, 1973

1h 28m

★ 5.0

Overview

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

BHP

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Cast

Brian Runnicles

Ronnie Corbett

Bertha Hunter

Beryl Reid

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Arthur Lowe

David Hunter

Ian Ogilvy

Penny Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

Mr. Arnold Needham

Michael Bates

Daphne Martin

Cheryl Hall

Inspector Paul

David Swift

Park Keeper

Deryck Guyler

Susan

Valerie Leon

Barbara

Margaret Nolan

Reverend John Mower

Gerald Sim

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