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No Sex Please - We're British

Jul 25, 1973
1h 28m
★ 5.0

Overview

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

BHP

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Cast

Ronnie Corbett

Brian Runnicles

Ronnie Corbett

Beryl Reid

Bertha Hunter

Beryl Reid

Arthur Lowe

Mr. Leslie Bromley

Arthur Lowe

Ian Ogilvy

David Hunter

Ian Ogilvy

Susan Penhaligon

Penny Hunter

Susan Penhaligon

Michael Bates

Mr. Arnold Needham

Michael Bates

Cheryl Hall

Daphne Martin

Cheryl Hall

David Swift

Inspector Paul

David Swift

Deryck Guyler

Park Keeper

Deryck Guyler

Valerie Leon

Susan

Valerie Leon

Margaret Nolan

Barbara

Margaret Nolan

Gerald Sim

Reverend John Mower

Gerald Sim