So You Want To Be A Pirate!

Jul 9, 2012

0h 17m

★ 6.3

Overview

With the help of his trusted dodo Polly, the Pirate Captain presents fun-loving and hilarious tips and advice on pirating. Learn how to remember where you buried your treasure, the secrets of navigating winds, get an inside look at pirate recruiting and even a Pirate’s recipe for a giant squid with lemon. Featuring special guests like Charles Darwin and the Pirate King you will set sail for giggles and fun with musical surprises along the way!

Genres

Comedy

Animation

Production Companies

Sony Pictures Animation

Aardman

So You Want To Be A Pirate! Trailers

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Cast

The Pirate Captain

Hugh Grant

The Pirate With A Scarf

Martin Freeman

Charles Darwin

David Tennant

The Pirate King

Brian Blessed

The Pirate With Gout

Brendan Gleeson

The Albino Pirate

Anton Yelchin

Matilda / Narrator

Sophie Laughton

Announcer

Ben Whitehead

The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets And Kittens

Randolph Matthews

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