The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

Jan 11, 2008

1h 26m

★ 5.7

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Overview

A boatload of beloved VeggieTales pals embark on a fun and fresh pirate adventure with their trademark humor and silly songs in The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - A VeggieTales Movie! Larry the Cucumber, Mr. Lunt and Pa Grape find themselves on the ride of their lives when they are mysteriously whisked back to the time when pirates ruled the high seas.

Genres

Adventure

Animation

Comedy

Family

Fantasy

Production Companies

Big Idea Productions

Universal Pictures

Starz Animation

Arc Productions

Veggie Pirates Productions

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Trailers

Cast

George / Sedgewick / Willory / Sir Frederick / Mr. Hibbing / Bob the Tomato / Pirate Spy / Pirate Philippe Pea (voice)

Phil Vischer

Elliot / Pirate Jean Claude Pea / Theater Foe / Pirate Spy Sidekick / Pirate with Dummy / Rock Monster Father (voice)

Mike Nawrocki

Robert the Terrible / The King (voice)

Cam Clarke

Eloise (voice)

Laura Gerow

Alexander (voice)

Yuri Lowenthal

Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie (voice)

Alan Lee

Bernadette (Petunia) (voice)

Cydney Trent

Ellen (voice)

Keri Pisapia

Madame Blueberry (voice)

Megan Murphy

Caroline (voice)

Sondra Morton Chaffin

Pirate Scooter Carrot (voice)

Jim Poole

Jolly Joe / King's Ship Officer / Background Voices (voice)

Tim Hodge

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