The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel

Nov 28, 1980

1h 24m

★ 5.3

Overview

Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Nuova Dania Cinematografica

Dania Film

Medusa Distribuzione

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Cast

Dottoressa Eva Russell

Nadia Cassini

Colonnello Anacleto Punzone

Lino Banfi

Arturo Mazzancolla

Alvaro Vitali

Giovanna Punzone

Malisa Longo

Tenente Lancetti

Bruno Minniti

Suor Fulgenzia

Lucio Montanaro

Generale Mangiafuoco

Enzo Andronico

Sergente

Dino Cassio

Paziente

Thomas Rudy

Michele, il facchino dell'hotel

Luciano Amodio

Suor Agnese

Valentino Simeoni

il nano presente nel sogno accanto a Mazzancolla

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