Snow White and the 7 Samurai

Mar 1, 2024

1h 28m

★ 3.6

This Is No Fairytale

Overview

Left for dead by her rich and powerful stepmother, Snow White is taken in by a team of assassins who train her in their ways of fighting. As her stepmother becomes more and more powerful, Snow White and the samurai take up arms to topple her once and for all.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

The Asylum

Snow White and the 7 Samurai Trailers

Cast

The Hooded Man

Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson

Joseph Voight

Eric Roberts

Quinn Voight

Gina Vitori

Heidi

Geena Alexandra

Axl

Jamal Waked

Bruno Müller

Alex Veadov

Luna

Sunny Tellone

Kiki

Narisa Suzuki

Hilda

Flora Rubenhold

Skylar

Liana Ramirez

Gabriella

Sof Puchley

Kat

Samantha Long

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