The Hebrew Hammer

Dec 5, 2003

1h 21m

★ 5.4

Part man. Part street. 100% Kosher.

Overview

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Comedy Central Films

ContentFilm

Paramount Pictures

ContentFilm International

Comedy Central

The Hebrew Hammer Trailers

Cast

Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Adam Goldberg

Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Judy Greer

Damian Claus

Andy Dick

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Mario Van Peebles

JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Peter Coyote

Mrs. Carver

Nora Dunn

Tiny Tim

Sean Whalen

Jamal

Tony Cox

Santa

Richard Riehle

Sweetback

Melvin Van Peebles

Tikva

Rachel Dratch

Schlomo

Harrison Chad

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