Joe Somebody

Dec 21, 2001

1h 39m

★ 5.7

Someone just picked on the wrong nobody.

Overview

When underappreciated video specialist Joe Scheffer is brutally humiliated by office bully Mark McKinney in front of his daughter, Joe begins a quest for personal redemption. He proceeds by enduring a personal makeover and takes martial arts lessons from a B-action star. As news spreads of his rematch with Mark, Joe suddenly finds himself the center of attention, ascending the corporate ladder and growing in popularity.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Family

Drama

Production Companies

Atchity Entertainment International (AEI)

Regency Enterprises

Fox 2000 Pictures

Epsilon Motion Pictures

Kopelson Entertainment

Joe Somebody Trailers

Cast

Joe Scheffer

Tim Allen

Meg Harper

Julie Bowen

Callie Scheffer

Kelly Lynch

Jeremy

Greg Germann

Natalie Scheffer

Hayden Panettiere

Mark McKinney

Patrick Warburton

Chuck Scarett

Jim Belushi

Rick Raglow

Ken Marino

Cade Raymond

Wolfgang Bodison

Abby Manheim

Cristi Conaway

Pat Chilcutt

Robert Joy

Cassandra Taylor

Tina Lifford

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