Buttered Cards, Shattered Hearts

Nov 7, 2023

0h 19m

★ 0.0

Overview

After the death of the world's last cow, a young couple finds themselves on a hunt for butter through the labyrinth of their apartment building. When they finally reach the basement, a dangerous game for life and butter awaits them.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Baltic Film and Media School

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Cast

Hera

Pirte Laura Lember

Ramses

Simo Andre Kadastu

Monsieur Slimey

Tõnis Niinemets

Momma Slimey

Carmen Mikiver

Sad Man

Tõnu Oja

Manfred

Andres Puustusmaa

Security Guard

Jan Uuspõld

Baker

Indrek Taalmaa

Poker Player

Harriet Toompere

Poker Player

Mait Malmsten

Announcer

Meelis Kompus

Man with a Gun

Kalev Kruus

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