The Tattoo

Aug 17, 1968

1h 30m

★ 6.4

Overview

An art dealer wants to buy a Modigliani, which is tattooed on the back of an old soldier.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Les Films Copernic

Les Films Corona

Ascot Cineraid

The Tattoo Trailers

Cast

Count Enguerand de Montignac,aka 'Legrain'

Jean Gabin

Félicien Mézeray

Louis de Funès

Suzanne Mézeray

Dominique Davray

Pellot

Paul Mercey

Postman

Yves Barsacq

Dubois, tax collector

Henri Virlogeux

Professor Mortemont

Hubert Deschamps

Lucien, postman

Jean-Pierre Darras

Detective #1

Patrick Préjean

Larsen

Joe Warfield

Smith

Donald von Kurtz

Valet of Mézeray / Butler

Ibrahim Seck

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