Gospel of Ted

Aug 25, 2022

1h 36m

★ 0.0

Ted Serious

Overview

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Mystery

Production Companies

Well Dang! Productions

Gospel of Ted Trailers

Cast

Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor

Breanna Foister

Harry Shumway

Joe Worthen

Ted

Paul Kaufmann

Carther Graham

Jesse Hamlin

Palmer

Seven James

Daniel

Hiren Patel

Stephen

Jason Walter

Hank

Jeff Benninghofen

Sex Offender

Ryan Adams

Mooky

Ty Rabideau

Jenni

Key Symone

Jonathan

Malik “Big Leak” Smith

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