Windbag the Sailor

Dec 1, 1936

1h 27m

★ 7.5

Overview

Will Hay plays a bragging sea captain whose maritime experience actually extends to navigating a coal barge down inland waterways. His tall tales catch him out when he is co-erced into commanding an unseaworthy ship by an unscrupulous shipping agent who means to have it wrecked. This was the first film to couple Will Hay with both Moore Marriott and Graham Moffatt.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Gainsborough Pictures

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Cast

Captain Ben Cutlet

Will Hay

Harbottle

Moore Marriott

Olivia Potter-Porter

Norma Varden

Yates

Kenneth Warrington

Maryatt

Dennis Wyndham

Emma Harbottle

Amy Veness

Albert

Graham Moffatt

Bit Role (uncredited)

Peter Gawthorne

Officer on Yacht

George Merritt

Second Detective

Charles Rolfe

Crew Member

Leonard Sharp

Crew Member

Harry Terry

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