Yellowbeard

Jun 24, 1983

1h 36m

★ 5.5

A Shipload of Laughs.

Overview

For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he's sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim's Prison for the Extremely Naughty. In a scheme to confiscate his fabulous treasure, the Royal Navy allows him to escape and follows him, where saucy tarts, lisping demigods and some awful puns and punishments await.

Genres

Comedy

Adventure

Production Companies

Yellowbeard Associates

Hemdale Film Corporation

Orion Pictures

Yellowbeard Trailers

Cast

Captain Yellowbeard

Graham Chapman

Dan

Martin Hewitt

Commander Clement

Eric Idle

Lord Percy Lambourn

Peter Cook

Dr. Gilpin

Michael Hordern

Moon

Peter Boyle

Betty

Madeline Kahn

Gilbert

Marty Feldman

Harvey 'Blind' Pew

John Cleese

El Segundo

Cheech Marin

El Nebuloso

Tommy Chong

Captain Hughes

James Mason

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