Jacked$

Jan 1, 2004

1h 55m

★ 4.9

What Would You Do If You Lost A Million Dollars?

Overview

Two friends, Al and Max, decide to spend the weekend fishing, during which, amid an incomprehensible noise, a briefcase full of dollars suddenly appears at the end of Al's fishing line. A boss who has lost a million dollars can't calm down, and his two bodyguards have to find a case within 48 hours. In the pursuit of money, the bandits work out various scenarios, forcing Al and Max to participate in this whole nightmare – an attempt to rob a bank, participation in a drug deal.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Russian Film Group

Step by Step Film Production

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Cast

Boss

Michael Madsen

Singer

Yuliya Zinovyeva

Body 1

Alexander Karpov

Body 2

Alexey A. Petrukhin

Dmitriy Burkhankin

Max

Pyotr Fyodorov

Business Lady

Tatyana Vasileva

Master

Aleksei Zharkov

Customs Officer

Aleksandr Semchev

'Rabid'

Igor Jijikine

Stripper / Head of the FSKN

Olesya Sudzilovskaya

Head of the FSKN's Assistant

Aleksei Kravchenko

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