Pistoleros

Feb 1, 2007

1h 32m

★ 3.8

Overview

In this modern-day western, rumor has it that notorious gangster Frank Lowies hid millions in cash before getting tossed in the slammer. Going on little more than cryptic tattoos on a sexy stripper's body, every gunslinging scoundrel in the desert hot town of Copenhagen is on the hunt, their brows dripping with sweat and blood, and their pistols blazing in unflinchingly graphic showdowns -- but where the hell is the money?

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Cut1Movie

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Cast

Frank Lowies

Erik Holmey

Ivan

Zlatko Burić

Camilla

Julie R. Ølgaard

Tina

Sofie Lassen-Kahlke

Martin

Robert Hansen

Krelle

Thure Lindhardt

Sonny

Daniell Edwards

Shameer

Mustafa Ali

Ramirez

Hector Vega Mauricio

Michelle

Claire Ross-Brown

Luc

René Dif

Pucha

Sami Darr

Bullied by his siblings and nagged by his parents, 11-year-old Preston is fed up with his family -- especially their frugality. But he gets his chance to teach them a lesson when a money-laundering criminal nearly bulldozes Preston with his car and gives the boy a blank check as compensation. Preston makes the check out for $1 million and goes on a spending spree he'll never forget. Maybe now, his family will take him seriously!

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