The Patrician's Guide To Kino

Jul 9, 2022

1h 45m

★ 0.0

The third film in The Mooring Line series

Overview

Filmmaker Adrian Beqiri was gearing up to make his magnum opus experimental film 'Adventures Of A Posthuman Through Time And Space' but now the pandemic has made him rethink his process. He decides he's tired of making zero budget productions like his first film 'Moon Men' and creates a Pay-Per-View series of videos teaching plebeians how to become true patricians when watching cinema. Adrian is no more, he goes by a new name now; The Kino Kowboy. Kino's schemes don't exactly go to plan and he's forced to come up with new schemes to make money.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

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Cast

Kino Kowboy

Adrian Beqiri

Himself

Dmitri Pejakovich

Himself

Scott Keith

Himself

Austin Casher

Herself

Parker Pitts

Himself

Matt Prine

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0.0

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0.0

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0.0

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0.0

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6.3

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The Patrician's Guide To Kino

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