Script Cops

Mar 1, 2007

0h 6m

★ 9.5

The following program endorses the eradication of bad motion picture screenplays

Overview

An irreverent parody about officers who arrest people for bad screenwriting.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Wolf River Pictures

Giant Pictures

Morning Glory Creative

Script Cops Trailers

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Cast

Traffic Stop Cop

Bryan Kent

Mamet Cop

J. Hudson Brownlee

Spear Tackle Cop

Tony Gibson

Oldtimer Cop

Bob Richardson

Trigger Happy Cop

John Arkinson

Belly Laugh Cop

D.J. Willis

Chief Cop

Garry Peters

Rookie Cop

Jeffrey Parrillo

Female Cop

Jennifer Hamilton

Shirtless Sci-Fi Writer

Scott Bate

Trailer Park Lady

D.R. Holsworth

'Fingered' Writer

Chad Norheim

A fleet of Martian spacecraft surrounds the world's major cities and all of humanity waits to see if the extraterrestrial visitors have, as they claim, "come in peace." U.S. President James Dale receives assurance from science professor Donald Kessler that the Martians' mission is a friendly one. But when a peaceful exchange ends in the total annihilation of the U.S. Congress, military men call for a full-scale nuclear retaliation.

7.2

Underground Entertainment: The Movie

Jun 6, 2011

On the 20th anniversary of their edgy little 90's cable show Underground Entertainment, the authors, along with many SF, horror and B celebrities in cameos, remember how they pushed the envelope, shocked, entertained, but also introduced the audience to many movies, comics and conventions.

0.0

Kuster Beaton

Jan 20, 2025

In 1970, Kuster Beaton, a former silent-film star, gives an interview looking back over his career. A journalist asks him about his legendary power : an alleged super-speed that enabled him to shoot his films without special effects.

4.7

Hisashi Eguchi's Kotobuki Goro Show

May 21, 1991

In this anthology of animation parodies based on the manga of Hisashi Eguchi, an obscene family ascends to Japanese high society; a boxing prodigy faces his sex-crazed rival in the ring; and scientists get caught in a game of rock-paper-scissors with increasingly dangerous giant monsters.

3.9

Epic Movie

Jan 25, 2007

When the Pevensie siblings each follow their own path, they find themselves at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the White Bitch's army.

6.2

(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1

Jul 14, 2004

Hundreds of years after humans have settled on Mars, Regulator Rogul and Lord Jens Maul, lead a force of Martians to Earth in order to conquer the planet. Queen Metaphor looks to the gay heroes aboard the spaceship Surprise -- Captain Kork, Mr. Spuck, and first engineer Schrotty -- for help.

5.4

Jane Austen's Mafia!

Jul 24, 1998

After growing up poor in Salmonella, Vincenzo Cortino installs himself as the preeminent, if bumbling, Mafia don of the New World. But now he must pass on power to one of his two sons: either level-headed veteran Anthony or vituperative loose cannon Joey.

7.1

To Live and Die in L.A.

Nov 1, 1985

When his longtime partner on the force is killed, reckless U.S. Secret Service agent Richard Chance vows revenge, setting out to nab dangerous counterfeit artist Eric Masters.

3.3

Not Another Church Movie

May 10, 2024

Taylor Pherry is given a mission from God Himself: to tell his family's stories and inspire his community. What he doesn't know is that the Devil has plans of his own.

6.0

Hard to Kill

Feb 9, 1990

Mason Storm, a 'go it alone' cop, is gunned down at home. The intruders kill his wife, and think they've killed both Mason and his son too. Mason is secretly taken to a hospital where he spends several years in a coma. His son meanwhile is growing up thinking his father is dead. When Mason wakes up, everyone is in danger - himself, his son, his best friend, his nurse - but most of all those who arranged for his death

6.6

Hot Shots!

Jul 31, 1991

The gang that created Airplane! and The Naked Gun sets its sights on Top Gun in this spoof. Topper Harley is a talented but unstable fighter pilot with an axe to grind: clearing the family name. His mission is to avenge his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers. He also gets involved in a relationship with Ramada Thompson, a woman with an unusually talented stomach. Hot Shots! makes fun of a variety of other films, from Dances with Wolves to The Fabulous Baker Boys.

5.4

The Glimmer Man

Oct 4, 1996

A former government operative renowned for his stealth, Jack Cole is now a Los Angeles police detective. When a series of horrible murders occurs in the metro area, Cole is assigned to the case, along with tough-talking fellow cop Jim Campbell. Although the two men clash, they gradually become effective partners as they uncover a conspiracy linked to the killings, which also involves terrorism and organized crime.

4.3

Date Movie

Feb 17, 2006

Spoof of romantic comedies which focuses on a man, his crush, his parents, and her father.

7.2

Man Bites Dog

Aug 20, 1992

The activities of rampaging, indiscriminate serial killer Ben are recorded by a willingly complicit documentary team, who eventually become his accomplices and active participants. Ben provides casual commentary on the nature of his work and arbitrary musings on topics of interest to him, such as music or the conditions of low-income housing, and even goes so far as to introduce the documentary crew to his family. But their reckless indulgences soon get the better of them.

6.2

Cobra

Jan 1, 1986

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

6.5

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie

Oct 6, 2006

The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail, upon release they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty", a plan to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

6.6

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Jul 28, 1993

Robin Hood comes home after fighting in the Crusades to learn that the noble King Richard is in exile and that the despotic King John now rules England, with the help of the Sheriff of Rottingham. Robin Hood assembles a band of fellow patriots to do battle with King John and the Sheriff.

0.0

Fearless Harry

Sep 8, 1926

Beautiful Belinda is kidnapped by Relentless Rudolph; Hairbreadth Harry must race to her rescue.

0.0

Sign Them Papers

Jan 8, 1927

Beautiful Belinda is kidnapped by terrible people who want her to sign over a gold mine.