Script Cops

Mar 1, 2007

0h 6m

★ 9.5

The following program endorses the eradication of bad motion picture screenplays

Overview

An irreverent parody about officers who arrest people for bad screenwriting.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Wolf River Pictures

Giant Pictures

Morning Glory Creative

Script Cops Trailers

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Cast

Traffic Stop Cop

Bryan Kent

Mamet Cop

J. Hudson Brownlee

Spear Tackle Cop

Tony Gibson

Oldtimer Cop

Bob Richardson

Trigger Happy Cop

John Arkinson

Belly Laugh Cop

D.J. Willis

Chief Cop

Garry Peters

Rookie Cop

Jeffrey Parrillo

Female Cop

Jennifer Hamilton

Shirtless Sci-Fi Writer

Scott Bate

Trailer Park Lady

D.R. Holsworth

'Fingered' Writer

Chad Norheim

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0.0

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6.9

Heavy Trip

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4.9

Ghost Squad

Nov 28, 2018

After a group of girls get murdered, they come back as ghosts and seek revenge.

10.0

Caracas Vice Vol. 1

Apr 26, 2017

Caracas, Venezuela. 1982. Ryan of the DEA and Carlos the PTJ join forces to stop the most dangerous drug lord of the country, Disco Herrera.

3.7

Supersonic Man

Aug 6, 1979

Kronos, hero of a distant galaxy, tangles with mad scientist Gulik over the fate of mankind.

5.6

Spy Time

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3.8

Play-Mate of the Apes

Feb 26, 2002

Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

5.1

The Groove Tube

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Television programming takes it on the chin in this ribald spoof of the networks.

5.7

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.

Jan 1, 1991

Harry Griswald is a NYPD cop who is possessed with the spirit of a great Kabuki master. This has made him 'the chosen one' to do battle with 'the evil one'. He is also out to do good deeds and fight crime in the name of the law. The only problem is that a number of corrupt people in the community and their henchmen want him dead so that they can gain power when 'the evil one' come to take over the world. Sgt. Kabukiman must use his special superpowers to outsmart and out-fight the bad guys.

6.2

Father and Guns

Jul 8, 2009

To save the life of fellow cop kidnapped by a biker gang, a father and a son who cannot stand the sight of each other infiltrate an outdoor adventure group-therapy for fathers and sons. Their biggest challenge is to survive the therapy without killing each other.

0.0

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6.5

Max Embarrassment

Dec 5, 2008

Max is hitting puberty, and foxy Ofelia from class has touched his heart. He now plans to spend Christmas break with her or, at the very least, New Year's Eve. Watching her little boy grow up, his mother Agnete doesn't know what leg to stand on. Trying to give Max the best Christmas possible, she makes a mess of things, as usual. With his friends, Hassan and Ester, Max eventually tamps down the chaos and throws a super New Year's Eve bash. Everyone is there, and Ester seizes the moment to hook up with Max ahead of Ofelia.

6.2

AD/BC: A Rock Opera

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9.0

Rushing or Dragging

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In a recreation of Damien Chazelle's Academy Award winning film, Whiplash, a calculating drum teacher pushes his determined student to the limits. With one catch. He's a puppet.

6.8

Tom and Jerry: A Nutcracker Tale

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6.4

Short Time

May 4, 1990

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4.9

The Pirate Movie

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5.8

Blood for Dracula

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5.6

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