El Conde

Sep 7, 2023

1h 51m

★ 6.1

Things are about to get bloody...

Overview

After living for over two centuries, Augusto Pinochet is a vampire ready to die… but the vultures around him won't let him go without one last bite.

Genres

Fantasy

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Fabula

El Conde Trailers

Cast

El Conde

Jaime Vadell

Lucia

Gloria Münchmeyer

Fyodor

Alfredo Castro

Carmencita

Paula Luchsinger

Margaret

Stella Gonet

Luciana

Catalina Guerra

Mercedes

Amparo Noguera

Jacinta

Antonia Zegers

Aníbal

Marcial Tagle

Manuel

Diego Muñoz

Claude Pinoche

Clemente Rodríguez

Sister Alberta

Rosario Zamora

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6.7

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