Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

Oct 13, 2023

1h 31m

★ 7.4

Overview

Sasha is a young vampire with a serious problem: she's too sensitive to kill. When her exasperated parents cut off her blood supply, Sasha's life is in jeopardy. Luckily, she meets Paul, a lonely teenager with suicidal tendencies who is willing to give his life to save hers. But their friendly agreement soon becomes a nocturnal quest to fulfill Paul's last wishes before day breaks.

Genres

Romance

Comedy

Fantasy

Horror

Production Companies

Art et essai

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Cast

Sasha

Sara Montpetit

Paul

Félix-Antoine Bénard

Aurélien

Steve Laplante

Georgette

Sophie Cadieux

Denise

Noémie O'Farrell

Henry

Arnaud Vachon

Victorine

Marie Brassard

Sandrine

Madeleine Péloquin

Gabriel-Antoine Roy

Mélissa Bessette

Isabella Villalba

Mr. Goyette

Patrick Hivon

Rico Berlingot

Marc Beaupré

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