Turd Merchants of Death

Aug 26, 2009

1h 15m

★ 6.5

The stink has come to town

Overview

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Meta Skateboards

Turd Merchants of Death Trailers

Cast

Happy Blonde Boy

Davis Lonergan

Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Colby Graham

Scott Toolbanger

Scott Hendry

Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Andrew Martinez

Receptionist

Ann Hines

Mad Doctor

Bill HInes

Himself

Jack Spanbauer

Door Man

Adrian Tennant

Bartender

Adam Smith

Greasy Bar Guy

Andrew Martinez

Kaya

Kaya Bersto

Canyon

Canyon Castator

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