Kung Fu Vampire Killers

Jul 9, 2001

1h 32m

★ 0.0

A gruesome comedy about Grave robbery, Racism, and Headless Vampire Flatmate Corpses

Overview

The DNA samples Lucy needs to finish her thesis don't arrive, so she's stuck - unless she can find a DVA sample from a 100-year-old Chinese corpse. She persuades her flatmates to visit the local cemetery to dig up a Chinese corpse. Unfortunately, it turns out to be a hopping Chinese Vampire

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Primitive Digital

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Cast

Mina

Katherine Beresford

Lucy

Ellie Swann

Jonathan

Vincent Wong-Ming

Maceo

Aaron Orr

Quincy

Christopher Summers

Lin Piao

Ben Butler-Hogg

Taoist

Chris Loh

Damien

Simon O'Sullivan

Vampire

Nic Coldrick

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