Blarney - It Ain't No Picnic

Jan 1, 1994

0h 27m

★ 0.0

It's the Children's Show for Adults. Ages 2-200

Overview

Blarney the Dinosaur, Barney's evil twin brother, gets turned down for a Stephen Spielberg movie (it is assumed to be Jurassic Park, which came out a year earlier) in place of his kinder brother. He then joins the "Backdoor Gang" for a barbecue. The "kids" (played by adults) sing songs with Blarney and have fun at their barbecue. In the end, it turns out to be a nightmare that Blarney had.

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Production Companies

Back Alley Productions

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Cast

Blarney

Mickey

Todd Colby Pliss

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Sara Jean Barrett

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Jo Ellyn Wyman

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