Kulkuset kulkuset

Oct 28, 2022

1h 38m

★ 4.7

Overview

Two diverse families meet for the first time over Christmas dinner. The evening goes off the rails right from the start when the male host couple reveal a closely guarded secret: there's also a hostess in the house, and she's very pregnant! Of course, the frantic group of relatives don't take the news lightly and demand the paternity to be confirmed - which is no simple task. A series of misunderstandings drives the Christmas guests to the brink of a nervous breakdown, and as the evening progresses, Santa Claus himself is forced to look in the mirror. Their Christmas together seems doomed to failure until, to everyone's surprise, the evening culminates in a heart-melting Christmas miracle.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Don Films

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Cast

Oskari

Christoffer Strandberg

Olavi

Martti Suosalo

Joona

Antti Tuomas Heikkinen

Maarit

Pirkko Hämäläinen

Aune

Eeva Litmanen

Kaarina

Sari Siikander

Miltiadis

Ali Jahangiri

Silja

Sonja Salminen

Ulla

Kreeta Salminen

Karim

Alex Anton

Aleksi

Luca Joannidis

Emilia

Saaga Salo

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