The Erotic Adventures of Zorro

Nov 9, 1972

1h 42m

★ 3.7

The First Movie Rated Z

Overview

A local village is being extorted by the evil Luis Bonsario assisted by the short, rotund Sgt. Felipo Latio who takes advantage of young girls while making wisecracks into the camera. Meanwhile, brave swordsman Don Diego is employed by his father to set things straight. By day he poses as a homosexual, donned in pink attire, while at night he assumes his true identity as the masked Zorro, romancing all the pretty ladies and delivering justice.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Adventure

Production Companies

Entertainment Ventures (EVI)

The Zed Company

Atlas International Film

Alpha France

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Cast

Don Diego / Zorro

Douglas Frey

Maria

Jacqueline Giroux

Helena

Penny Boran

Esteban

John Alderman

Luis Bonasario

Jude Farese

Sgt. Felipio Latio

Bob Cresse

Rosita

Lynn Harris

Margarita

Starlyn Simone

Frey Felipe

Tony Vorno

Graciela

Becky Sharpe

Estralita

Kathy Hilton

Pablo

Gerard Broulard

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