Bernie

Apr 27, 2012

1h 39m

★ 6.6

A story so unbelievable it must be true.

Overview

In small-town Texas, affable and popular mortician Bernie Tiede strikes up a friendship with Marjorie Nugent, a wealthy widow well known for her sour attitude. When she becomes controlling and abusive, Bernie goes to great lengths to remove himself from her grasp.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Drama

Production Companies

Mandalay Vision

Detour Filmproduction

Wind Dancer Films

Millennium Media

Bernie Trailers

Cast

Bernie Tiede

Jack Black

Marjorie Nugent

Shirley MacLaine

Danny Buck Davidson

Matthew McConaughey

Scrappy Holmes

Brady Coleman

Lloyd Hornbuckle

Richard Robichaux

Don Leggett

Rick Dial

Sheriff Huckabee

Brandon Smith

Rev. Woodard

Larry Jack Dotson

Molly

Merrilee McCommas

Carl

Mathew Greer

Townsperson

Marjorie Dome

Townsperson

Tim Cariker

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