Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

Feb 24, 2024

1h 29m

★ 4.2

Overview

During a cannibalistic bath salts epidemic in Hemet, California, a tyrannical landlady lords it over her tenants, pitting them against each other in a web of paranoia spun for deadly results.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Crime

Thriller

Production Companies

Charybdis Pictures

Rosewood Five

BayView Entertainment

Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea Trailers

Cast

Rosie Perkins

Kimberly Weinberger

Liz Topham-Myrtle

Brian Patrick Butler

Kate Myrtle

Aimee La Joie

Sheriff Hunting

Randy Davison

Martin

Merrick McCartha

Gary

Matthew Rhodes

Tank

Nick Young

Howie Stumpp

Pierce Wallace

Willy Christensen

Jake Golden

Emma Myrtle

Mia Gascon

Mickey

Derrick Acosta

Keith

Mark Atkinson

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