Northern Quality

Mar 18, 2022

1h 46m

★ 6.0

Overview

Northern Quality tells the story of three generations of farmers. Each of them experience different kind of problems, but all of them are linked to some kind of structural change. They seek a solution to their problems by cultivating a more productive crop in their fields: cannabis. This experiment leads to significant problems with international criminals, municipal officials and even the local police officer.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Optipari

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Cast

Ville Erkkilä

Miska Haakana

Matti Erkkilä

Jussi Puhakka

Erkki Erkkilä

Juhani Laitala

Mehmed

Arman Alizad

Hiirikäsi-Timo

Olga Temonen

Kunnanjohtaja

Jan-Peter Nyquist

Jori

Roope Salminen

Kyläpoliisi Laitinen

Mikko Nousiainen

Ahmed

Ali Jahangiri

Eila, kunnanjohtajan vaimo

Katri Nyquist

Pia

Miia Nuutila

Kari

Jucci Hellström

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