Every Time We Meet for Ice Cream Your Whole F*cking Face Explodes

Sep 11, 2022

0h 7m

★ 6.5

Come on. The title says it all.

Overview

Ethan is in love with the weird girl in school. The one with the twitchy eyes and spiders in her hair. The one who can't sit still for even a minute and speaks in an odd squeaky voice. The one they call Spiderweb.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Feral Child Films

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Cast

Spiderweb

Arden Michalec

Ethan

Logan Schuneman

Ethan's Friend

Alex Michuda

Callie Wing

Wilson Lindberg

Aidan Valdez

Jocelyn Sanchez

Sylvia Thompson

Hayley Aseltine

Ethan Hemenway

India Bush

Katie Schiller

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