I Love You, Don't Touch Me!

Jan 21, 1997

1h 26m

★ 5.3

Just Your Typical Boy-Loves-Girl-Who-Doesn't-Love-Boy-Till-He-Loves-Other-Girl Story

Overview

When it comes to relationships, the "First Law of the Jungle" prevails: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before finding a prince! Katie is just your average hopeless romantic searching for the ideal man in the vast no man's land of Los Angeles. When Katie rejects her smitten best friend Ben and instead falls for Richard, a sexy and sophisticated composer, she thinks she's finally found the romance of her life. But Katie is about to discover that "Mr. Perfect" isn't necessarily "Mr. Right," and that, sometimes, a frog is really a prince in disguise!

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Big Hair Productions

Westie Films LLC

I Love You, Don't Touch Me! Trailers

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Cast

Katie

Marla Schaffel

Ben

Mitchell Whitfield

Richard Webber

Michael Harris

Janet

Meredith Scott Lynn

Lou Candela

Jack McGee

Jones

Darryl Theirse

Mom

Julie Ariola

Elizabeth

Nancy Sorel

David Barclay

Wally Kurth

Dad

Victor Raider-Wexler

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Margo

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