The New Hands

Apr 4, 2023

1h 27m

★ 0.0

Your life is in his hands.

Overview

The touching story of a man who believes cutting off his recently mangled hands and replacing them with a new set he’s constructed from the pieces of his victims will bring his ex-girlfriend back to him.

Genres

Horror

Thriller

Comedy

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Cast

May

Sally Kirkland

Bram Victor

Stephen Wu

Zora

Lexi Graboski

Dr. Pretorius

Felissa Rose

Lenore

Liesel Hanson

Dr. Adam Maitland

Geoffrey Gould

Charming, passionate, totally irresponsible young novelist Werther is sent to the city on an errand by his mother. By chance, he meets lovely Charlotte, whose allure and commitment to her impressive, stable fiancé Albert will turn Werther’s life upside down. Werther and Charlotte embark on an emotional affair, while Werther and Albert start an awkward friendship. The more entwined this trio becomes, the harder it is to navigate the complexities of lust, affinity, and love.

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