The Three Kings

Dec 17, 1987

1h 36m

★ 4.0

Overview

The made-for-TV film stars Jack Warden, Lou Diamond Phillips and Stan Shaw as three patients in a Los Angeles-area mental institution. Dressed as the Three Wise Men for a Christmas pageant, the trio is suddenly struck with the delusion that they are really their Biblical counterparts on a quest to find the Baby Jesus. As TV cameras grind away, the three ersatz Kings surreptitiously ride out of the gates of the asylum—on camels—and into the mean streets of LA. As the story draws to its conclusion, the three escapees find themselves providing a Christmas miracle (but not in the form of rap) for a group of homeless people on the outskirts of the city.

Genres

Family

Fantasy

Drama

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Cast

Jan DuLong

Tiana Alexandra

Dr. Paula Bolet

Jane Kaczmarek

Police Officer

Richard 'Rick' Partlow

Tag

Lou Diamond Phillips

Police Officer

Art LaFleur

Falafel Stand Worker

Kavi Raz

Clerk

Charles Nelson Reilly

Alex Sweetwood

Pepe Serna

Paul

Stan Shaw

Girl at Falafel Stand

Tori Spelling

Harold

Vic Tayback

David

Jack Warden

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