The Dion Brothers

Jun 16, 1974

1h 34m

★ 5.3

Looting, pilfering, plundering, robbing, and generally having the time of their lives.

Overview

Two rural West Virginia brothers leave home, rob an armored car and become fugitives.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Drama

Crime

Production Companies

Tomorrow Entertainment

The Dion Brothers Trailers

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Cast

Calvin

Stacy Keach

Russell (Rut) Dion

Frederic Forrest

Margie

Margot Kidder

Tony

Barry Primus

Carlo

Richard Romanus

Rex

Denny Miller

Bather

Clay Tanner

Gino

Robert Phillips

Cannery Foreman

Owen Orr

Gentleman Rancher (as Claude Ennis Starrett Jr.)

Jack Starrett

Receptionist

Francesca Bellini

Police Captain

Al Hansen

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