A Cock and Bull Story

Jul 17, 2005

1h 34m

★ 6.1

Because everyone loves an accurate period piece.

Overview

Steve Coogan, an arrogant actor with low self-esteem and a complicated love life, is playing the eponymous role in an adaptation of "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman" being filmed at a stately home. He constantly spars with actor Rob Brydon, who is playing Uncle Toby and believes his role to be of equal importance to Coogan's.

Genres

Comedy

History

Production Companies

Scion Films

BBC Film

Baby Cow Productions

EM Media

East Midlands Media Initiative

Revolution Films

The Works

A Cock and Bull Story Trailers

Cast

Tristram Shandy / Walter Shandy / Steve Coogan

Steve Coogan

Toby Shandy / Rob Brydon

Rob Brydon

Elizabeth Shandy / Keeley Hawes

Keeley Hawes

Susannah / Shirley Henderson

Shirley Henderson

Trim

Raymond Waring

Six-Year-Old Tristam

Conal Murphy

Nine-Year-Old Tristam

Joe Williams

Obadiah

Paul Kynman

London Doctor

Mark Tandy

Dr. Slop

Dylan Moran

Surgeon

Jack Shepherd

Parson

David Walliams

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