¡Three Amigos!

Dec 12, 1986

1h 43m

★ 6.3

They're down on their luck and up to their necks in señoritas, margaritas, banditos and bullets!

Overview

A trio of unemployed silent film actors are mistaken for real heroes by a small Mexican village in search of someone to stop a malevolent bandit.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Drama

Production Companies

L.A. Films

Orion Pictures

HBO

Orion

¡Three Amigos! Trailers

Cast

Dusty Bottoms

Chevy Chase

Lucky Day

Steve Martin

Ned Nederlander

Martin Short

El Guapo

Alfonso Arau

Jefe

Tony Plana

Carmen

Patrice Martinez

Bandito #1

Jorge Cervera Jr.

German

Kai Wulff

Papa Sanchez

Abel Franco

Bartender

Fred Asparagus

Morty

Jon Lovitz

Harry Flugleman

Joe Mantegna

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