Stork

Dec 27, 1971

1h 25m

★ 5.4

There's a little bit of Stork in all of us

Overview

Stork is a gangly young man, a virgin with an overactive imagination who thinks he’s a revolutionary. Bored with a design job at General Motors Holden in Melbourne, he drops out and moves into a share house with his mate Westy. He daydreams his way through life, bungling job interviews, upsetting ‘respectable’ people, and getting drunk. The only girl in the house, Anna resists Stork’s advances, because she’s already involved with the other two resident males, Tony and Clyde. But when she becomes pregnant and Clyde and Anna decide to marry, Stork, Tony, Clyde and Westy are shocked when they realize that either one of the foursome could be the father. Then the fun begins....

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Tim Burstall & Associates

Bilcock & Copping Film Productions

Stork Trailers

Cast

Graham 'Stork' Wallace

Bruce Spence

Anna

Jacki Weaver

Westy

Graeme Blundell

Clyde

Helmut Bakaitis

Tony

Sean Myers

Businessman

George Whaley

Sculptor

Peter Cummins

University Lecturer

Dennis Miller

Women's Libber

Jan Friedl

Uncle Jack

Max Gillies

Matron

Lynne Flanagan

Tailor

Alan Finney

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