Don't Touch the White Woman!

Jan 23, 1974

1h 48m

★ 5.5

Overview

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Mara Films

Films 66

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Cast

George A. Custer

Marcello Mastroianni

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Catherine Deneuve

Buffalo Bill

Michel Piccoli

Gen. Terry

Philippe Noiret

Mitch

Ugo Tognazzi

The CIA agent

Paolo Villaggio

The Mad Indian

Serge Reggiani

Sitting Bull

Alain Cuny

The Reporter (uncredited)

Marco Ferreri

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

Franco Fabrizi

Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)

Franca Bettoia

Government Official

Daniele Dublino

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