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Don't Touch the White Woman!
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Don't Touch the White Woman!

Jan 23, 1974
1h 48m
★ 5.5

Overview

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

Genres

Comedy
Western

Production Companies

Mara Films
Films 66

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Cast

Marcello Mastroianni

George A. Custer

Marcello Mastroianni

Catherine Deneuve

Marie-Hélène de Boismonfrais

Catherine Deneuve

Michel Piccoli

Buffalo Bill

Michel Piccoli

Philippe Noiret

Gen. Terry

Philippe Noiret

Ugo Tognazzi

Mitch

Ugo Tognazzi

Paolo Villaggio

The CIA agent

Paolo Villaggio

Serge Reggiani

The Mad Indian

Serge Reggiani

Alain Cuny

Sitting Bull

Alain Cuny

Marco Ferreri

The Reporter (uncredited)

Marco Ferreri

Franco Fabrizi

Tom (as Franco Fabrizzi)

Franco Fabrizi

Franca Bettoia

Rayon de Lune (as Franca Bettoja)

Franca Bettoia

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Government Official

Daniele Dublino

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