If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

Nov 17, 1971

0h 53m

★ 3.9

A Frightening Prophecy Of A Doomed America

Overview

Based on the preachings of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle, this film warns what will happen to America if the citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to God and Jesus for salvation. Communist infiltrators, the "footmen", will pave the way for an all out invasion by weakening our will through TV, dance, rock music and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will proceed to round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo re-education. Only by putting their faith in the bible where it belongs, says Rev. Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.

Genres

Drama

Horror

Fantasy

Production Companies

The Ormond Organization

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Cast

Judy

Judy Creech

The Commissar

Cecil Scaife

Assisstant Commissar

Gene McFall

Comrade Teacher

Wes Saunders

Himself

Estus W. Pirkle

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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

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