Rockula

Feb 23, 1990

1h 27m

★ 4.8

He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!

Overview

Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections, which he does by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Music

Romance

Production Companies

The Cannon Group

Globus-Pierce Productions

Rockula Trailers

Cast

Ralph

Dean Cameron

Phoebe

Toni Basil

Stanley

Thomas Dolby

Mona

Tawny Fere

Chuck the Bartender

Susan Tyrrell

Axman

Bo Diddley

Big Al

Tony Cox

Cloris

Karen Berger

Boom Boom

Rick Zumwalt

Bat Dork

Tamara De Treaux

Robin

Nancye Ferguson

Roadie

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