On the Count of Three

May 13, 2022

1h 26m

★ 6.4

It’s a great day to be alive.

Overview

Val has reached a place where he feels the only way out is to end things. But he considers himself a bit of a failure—his effectiveness lacking—so he figures he could use some help. As luck would have it, Val’s best friend, Kevin, is recovering from a failed suicide attempt, so he seems like the perfect partner for executing this double suicide plan. But before they go, they have some unfinished business to attend to.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

Valparaiso Pictures

Werner Entertainment

Morningside Entertainment

On the Count of Three Trailers

Cast

Val

Jerrod Carmichael

Kevin

Christopher Abbott

Natasha

Tiffany Haddish

Donny

Lavell Crawford

Lyndell

JB Smoove

Dr. Brenner

Henry Winkler

Brian

Ryan McDonald

Leah

Allison Busner

Todd

Jamie Mac

Lori

Tori Hammond

Wyatt

Jared Abrahamson

Andre

Zachary Aiello

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