Phony Express

Nov 18, 1943

0h 17m

★ 5.4

They're the Maddest Badmen in the West!

Overview

Set in the old west, the stooges are three tramps wanted for vagrancy. After ruining a medicine peddlers show, they arrive in Peaceful Gulch where a picture has been printed declaring them to be three famous lawmen coming to clean up the town. Assigned to guard the bank, the boys have the local gang scared at first, but when the gang learns who the stooges really are, they rob the bank. The boys go in pursuit, find the bad guy's hideout, subdue the bandits and recover the money. Written by Mitch Shapiro

Genres

Comedy

Western

Production Companies

Columbia Pictures

Phony Express Trailers

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Cast

Curly

Curly Howard

Larry

Larry Fine

Moe

Moe Howard

Lola (bargirl)

Shirley Patterson

Red Morgan

Bud Jamison

Sheriff Hogwaller (uncredited)

Harry 'Snub' Pollard

Red's Henchman (uncredited)

Blackie Whiteford

The Banker (uncredited)

Ernie Adams

Red's Henchman

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