How to Go Out on a Date in Queens

Jul 28, 2006

1h 30m

★ 2.2

Hell isn't being alone - it's being in a room filled with people and not one of them want to rip your clothes off.

Overview

A self-proclaimed dating expert tries to get his best friend, who lost his wife two years earlier, back into the dating scene, with disastrous results.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

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Cast

Johnny

Jason Alexander

Artie

Rob Estes

Amy

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Karen

Alison Eastwood

Vito

Ron Perlman

Frankie

Esai Morales

Model

Daisy White

Rahul Seth is a dashing young millionaire who believes he is "western" enough to rebel against his mother and grandmother. They are not too keen about his Caucasian girlfriend Kimberly who, to make matters worse, is a pop star. Before you can say "karmic intervention," Kimberly dies in a freak accident and Rahul is devastated. Instead of allowing him to mourn in peace, Rahul's mother sees the opportunity she's been waiting for. She threatens to call off his sister's wedding unless he finds himself a "nice Indian girl." Rahul enlists the services of Sue, a fiercely independent escort whom he believes to be Hispanic, and therefore not "married" to the conventions taught to young Indian women. With a wink in her eye, Sue accepts the deal to pose as his Indian bride-to-be. She needs the money and having never been a fan of the typical Indian male, she feels her heart is safe. The charade begins....

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