U.F.O. The Movie

Dec 10, 1993

1h 19m

★ 6.0

The biggest laugh in space this year.

Overview

The legendary Roy 'Chubby' Brown stars in his very first feature length movie. Chubby is captured by a gang of feminist aliens from the 25th century and beamed up to their spaceship during his live show in Blackpool. Put on trial for crimes against woman, he is soon found guilty and sentenced to the ultimate penalty. Is this the end of the planet's favourite son? Will he escape? Or will Chubby be terminated? Co-starring super model Sara Stockbridge and Roger Lloyd Pack, 'Trig' from Only Fools and Horses. U.F.O. is the bawdiest, most outrageous celluloid experience of the year or indeed any year.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

PolyGram Filmed Entertainment

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Cast

Himself

Roy 'Chubby' Brown

Ava

Amanda Symonds

Zoe

Sara Stockbridge

Solo

Roger Lloyd Pack

Supreme Commander

Shirley Anne Field

Doctor

Ben Aris

Old Codger

Walter Sparrow

Henry VIII

Rusty Goffe

Genghis Khan

Kiran Shah

Casanova

Kenny Baker

Dracula

Anthony Georghiou

Cathy Murphy

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