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Elfing Around

Dec 3, 2020

1h 20m

★ 0.0

Santa Claus is going to kill you.

Overview

A feature film created with one man's voice, license-free music and stock photos. Cinema in its impurest form. In Joel Edmiston's Elfing Around, Santa Claus is out for revenge after his disgruntled elves send him to space. Jolly Old Saint Nick no more, he doesn't care who he pisses off on his journey to get home, get laid and get even.

Genres

Comedy

Action

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Cast

Santa Claus/Various Characters

Joel Edmiston

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6.2

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4.7

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6.9

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6.8

The Outsider

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6.5

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6.9

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4.5

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6.6

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6.2

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0.0

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5.5

Dead Man on Campus

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Two college roommates venture out to identify a fellow student, who is most likely to commit suicide as it will help them pass the semester.

6.2

Dirty Work

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5.8

Outside Providence

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In this coming-of-age comedy, Tim Dunphy is leading a go-nowhere existence, spending his days smoking pot and hanging out with his best friend, Drugs Delaney. But Tim's lazy days of getting high are jettisoned after a brush with the law convinces his blue-collar dad to send him to a Connecticut prep school. The one saving grace of the new school is Jane, a fellow student Tim falls for immediately.

0.0

Dancing on the Grave

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Lucana (25) competes with her brother Stjepko (30) to win their mother's affection. Lucana has no chance of winning because she cannot change what's between her legs.

6.1

Sharky's Machine

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Police officer Tom Sharky gets busted back to working vice, where he happens upon a scandalous conspiracy involving a local politician. Sharky's new 'machine' gathers evidence while Sharky falls in love with a woman he has never met.

6.2

Savage Streets

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Elfing Around

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