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Elfing Around

Dec 3, 2020

1h 20m

★ 0.0

Santa Claus is going to kill you.

Overview

A feature film created with one man's voice, license-free music and stock photos. Cinema in its impurest form. In Joel Edmiston's Elfing Around, Santa Claus is out for revenge after his disgruntled elves send him to space. Jolly Old Saint Nick no more, he doesn't care who he pisses off on his journey to get home, get laid and get even.

Genres

Comedy

Action

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Cast

Santa Claus/Various Characters

Joel Edmiston

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7.1

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7.0

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7.0

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7.5

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8.0

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8.5

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7.7

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8.4

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6.2

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7.9

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8.2

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7.5

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6.8

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6.4

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5.3

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6.4

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5.8

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6.0

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Elfing Around

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