Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Oct 23, 2019

1h 29m

★ 7.0

Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake.

Overview

A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Now she must find a way to get rid them or face the possibility that everyone must die.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Anna

Dana Weddell

Liz

Lindsay Plake

Janice

Cece Trask

Immortal_Ho

Tuesday Grant

Chase

Kevin Nelson

Michael

Nate Leykam

Kate

Allison Scarlet Jaye

Eddie

Quinton Guyton

All Brenda wants is a normal life with a normal boyfriend, but she soon finds that her boyfriend is anything but normal -- he's part of a Satanic cult that makes human sacrifices! A police-interrupted ritual at the cult's demonic temple lands Brenda in jail. Upon release, she has to pick up the pieces of her shattered life with the help of a protective lawyer, a hardened detective, and her old cellmate. But the cult hasn't forgotten Brenda, and they will stop at nothing to silence her... forever!

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