Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Oct 23, 2019

1h 29m

★ 7.0

Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake.

Overview

A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Now she must find a way to get rid them or face the possibility that everyone must die.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You Trailers

Cast

Anna

Dana Weddell

Liz

Lindsay Plake

Janice

Cece Trask

Immortal_Ho

Tuesday Grant

Chase

Kevin Nelson

Michael

Nate Leykam

Kate

Allison Scarlet Jaye

Eddie

Quinton Guyton

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