The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski (a Tale of Gothic Love)

Feb 11, 1985

0h 56m

★ 6.5

Overview

A comedy written and Narrated by Jean Shepherd. The story involves several different events such as Ralph's first serious romance with his new neighbor, Randy playing a turkey in the school Thanksgiving Day play, The Old Man setting his sights on a yellow buick and the High School basketball rival game of the season.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Family

TV Movie

Production Companies

New Television Workshop

Creative Television Associates

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Cast

Ralph

Jean Shepherd

Young Ralph

Peter Kowanko

Old Man

George Coe

Mom

Barbara Bolton

Randy

Jay Ine

John

Robert J. Colonna

Flick

William Lampley

Schwartz

Jeff Yonis

Archie

Peter Gerety

Gertz

Ron McLarty

Friendly Fred

Will LeBow

Josephine

Katherine Kamhi

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