How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby

Jun 19, 1974

1h 30m

★ 5.5

Overview

A story about a guy who still lives with his mother and sells some really awful alcohol to bartenders. The only way for him to do this is to cry and invent himself an awful life. Then he meets the beautiful woman whose goal in life is to sleep with the less exciting guys on Earth.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Les Films du Jeudi

Gaumont International

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Cast

Antoine Robineau

Jean Carmet

Cécile Malempin

Stéphane Audran

Jane

Jane Birkin

Gérard Malempin

Jean-Pierre Marielle

Foisnard

Jean Rochefort

Marie-Josée Mulot

Evelyne Buyle

Le mime du cabaret

Féodor Atkine

Une employée de l'hôtel

Laurence Badie

Le chasseur PLM

Paul Bisciglia

Léonce, le patron du bistrot

Robert Dalban

Mme Léonce

Jacqueline Doyen

Le transformiste du cabaret

Jean-Claude Dreyfus

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