Simon, King of the Witches

Apr 2, 1971

1h 39m

★ 4.7

The Black Mass... The Spells... The Incantations... The Curses... The Ceremonial Sex...

Overview

Simon is a modern day warlock. Though he lives in a storm drain and sometimes talks to trees, he's deadly serious about his witchcraft. After being picked up for vagrancy, Simon spends a night in jail with Turk, a young hustler with connections to powerful people such as Hercules, an aging hipster who hires Simon to work one of his groovy parties. There he meets Linda, the DA's pill-popping daughter. In between romanic dalliances and colorful sex magic ceremonies, Simon must contend with those who dare to challenge his magical prowess causing him to summon the dark world for his revenge.

Genres

Drama

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Fanfare Films

Simon, King of the Witches Trailers

Cast

Simon Sinestrari

Andrew Prine

Linda Rackum

Brenda Scott

Turk

George Paulsin

Hercules Van Zandt

Gerald York

Dist. Atty. Willard Rackum

Norman Burton

Sarah

Ultra Violet

Stanley

Richmond Shepard

Secretary

Sharon Berryhill

Olivia Gebhart

Allyson Ames

Detective

Buck Holland

Policeman

Jerry Brooke

Shay

Michael C. Ford

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