Like a Dirty French Novel

Aug 28, 2021

1h 18m

★ 3.0

Between the absurd and the vulgar.

Overview

During a surreal lockdown where an airborne plague topples bodies to the floor, two estranged twin brothers—one newly freed, the other who stole his name and fate—find themselves entangled in a feverish web of deceit. A cosplaying femme fatale, a seductive voice on the line, and a gang of trickster pookas stir the smoke and shadows of this campy pulp-noir.

Genres

Crime

Mystery

Thriller

Horror

Production Companies

Blvd Du Cinema

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Cast

Crystal

Jennifer Daley

Hue

Robby Valls

Lane

Amanda Viola

Forester Dooley / Bugs Dooley

Grant Moninger

The Caller

Laura Urgelles

Jake Romero

Aaron Bustos

Esma

Brittany Samson

Nelson

Miles Dougal

Moe

Joey Halter

Evan

Dan Rojay

Lead Robber

Claire Woolner

Space Avenger

Dominic Fawcett

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7.9

Rebecca

Mar 23, 1940

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7.7

The Killing

Jun 6, 1956

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7.6

Twelve Monkeys

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7.4

Three Colors: White

Jan 26, 1994

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6.4

Killer's Kiss

Oct 1, 1955

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6.9

Alphaville

May 5, 1965

Lemmy Caution is on a mission to eliminate Professor Von Braun, the creator of a malevolent computer that rules the city of Alphaville. Befriended by the scientist’s daughter Natasha, Lemmy must unravel the mysteries of the strictly logical Alpha 60 and teach Natasha the meaning of the word “love.”

0.0

Exit

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6.0

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7.2

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Dec 12, 2007

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6.1

Femme Fatale

Apr 30, 2002

A $10-million diamond rip-off, a stolen identity, a new life married to a diplomat. Laure Ash has risked big, won big. But then a tabloid shutterbug snaps her picture in Paris, and suddenly, enemies from Laure's secret past know who and where she is. And they all want their share of the diamond heist. Or her life. Or both.

4.0

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5.4

Virus

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6.6

[REC]²

Sep 15, 2009

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7.0

The Andromeda Strain

Mar 12, 1971

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6.2

The End?

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0.0

The Music of John Low

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The traumatized private investigator, John Low, is on a mission to retrieve an ancient occult book.

5.2

Species II

Apr 10, 1998

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7.2

[REC]

Nov 23, 2007

A television reporter and cameraman follow emergency workers into a dark apartment building and are quickly locked inside with something terrifying.

10.0

Sick

Invalid Date

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