Night Patrol

Nov 16, 1984

1h 27m

★ 4.3

The long arm of the law has reached an all time low!

Overview

Melvin White, a neurotic, accident-prone cop who gets demoted to the night shift, secretly moonlights as the Unknown Comic, an anonymous stand-up comedian who performs with a paper bag over his head. When someone using the same guise commits a string of bar robberies in town, some begin to suspect that White is the culprit.

Genres

Comedy

Night Patrol Trailers

Cast

Officer Sue Perman

Linda Blair

Officer Kent Lane

Pat Paulsen

Kate Parker

Jaye P. Morgan

Officer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic

Murray Langston

Captain Lewis

Billy Barty

Rape Victim

Pat Morita

Doctor Ziegler

Jack Riley

Kitten Natividad

Flashing Prisoner

Jeff Maxwell

Tony Baroni

Andrew Dice Clay

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